1) Do you fancy your house being on the cover of Architectural Digest? Forget it. Think more, Farmer's Digest (under Pig Sty) or College Daze (under Frat House). Your main focus while raising your kids will be to keep the house structurally sound. Just keep it standing until you can push all of them out of the house. Then you must rush to re-decorate before they decide to move back in.
2) Do you enjoy dressing in fancy (dry cleanable) clothes? Do you like to look like you just stepped from the covers of Cosmopolitan? Don't even go there. On your very best day (maybe 1% of the time) you might look like you stepped out of the JCPenney catalog. The rest of the time, you don't want to know. Think of it in the same way you think of the house, just keep your body structurally sound and some day you might not have dried up snot, sticky syrup, or worse, stuck to your clothes.
3) Do you enjoy going to nice restaurants with real silverware and dishes? Not going to happen. (at least not very often) Think more along the lines of Happy Meals and play grounds. For nice dining, think along the lines of Mexican. Tile on the floor and lots of music and noise to cover up the sounds of your kids doing what kids do.
4) Do you enjoy watching a quiet movie on tv or reading a good book? Oh you can still do this. You just have to do it when you used to sleep. You see, it's a trade off. Sleep or read? Or if you are like us, you start off reading and fall asleep. (best of both worlds!)
5) Do you like slobbery/sticky kisses? The smell of baby shampoo on wet hair? The sound of true joy when you come home from the gym (having only been gone an hour) and little voices saying, "Mommy's home!"? The sound of laughter? The twinkle in someone's eyes when they learn something new? A hug around the neck for no apparent reason other then they just felt like doing it?
Life is about trade offs. I feel like we got the best end of the deal because nice/clean houses and fancy clothes don't begin to compare to THIS:
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