Today, I pulled out my winter coat for the first time in several YEARS. I really don't like wearing winter coats. Living where we do, we don't need them very often. Alas, today, I caved. It was 16 degrees outside with a wind chill of 0. (That is a ZERO!)
The crazy thing is, by Friday, it's supposed to be back up to 60. So, eat your heart out Kelly!
This is what Kelly sent me: (She's from Michigan, don't you know)
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
people in Michigan plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Michigan folks close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganians get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late
Come On Over
17 years ago
2 comments:
I knew somethinig was wrong with those people when I had to travel to Frankenmuth MI for work. It was February and I thought I was going to die. They acted like nothing was wrong with having two feet of snow piled on the sidewalk!!
ha ha ha that is funny Jan. It was 55 today in Michigan and I am wearing my sleeveless shirt with just a light sweater over it. I was actually sweating.
I hope all is well with your family
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